Flying or frying

I'be god a code. 

I can't seem to shake it off. Dolly told me the best thing to cure a cold is hot fish and chips with curry sauce. I'll have to try that. Speaking of which:

Dear Doreen, 

How come, every time I go flying, I end up covered in chip oil and batter?

Yours, Jon Wishbone

Dear Jon

I believe you are getting flying and frying mixed up. Go to see a speech therapist.

I hope this helps, Doreen.

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Dear Doreen,

How come, every time I go frying, I end up covered in cow dung and snot?

Yours, Daniel Tuneless

Dear Daniel

See above.

I hope this helps, Doreen.